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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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