Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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