her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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