There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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