What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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