Little spoons don't ask big questions
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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