we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
