I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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