She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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