I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She's the barista slut.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I love you. Go after that dick
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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