Are we in a gay sports bar?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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