i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
