totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Randomize
