Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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