He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize