just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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