By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
What happened to fro yo and sex?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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