I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
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