Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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