Swine flu. Run for my life!
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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