How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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