I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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