Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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