I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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