Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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