that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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