Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
My penis needs a shock collar
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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