i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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