I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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