the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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