Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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