Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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