that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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