she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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