Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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