Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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