Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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