we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
May the power of my ass compel you!!
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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