if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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