i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
All I want is dick and wine.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I'm both gender and math confused
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize