is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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