turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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