You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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