Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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