Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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