Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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