is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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