I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I didn't notice because vodka
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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