Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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