No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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