She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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