Just mADE A PArabola og urine
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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