The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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