But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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